All in favor of henceforth referring to the independent pseudo-nation located to the North of the United States of America as "America's Hat" say "aye." Otherwise, state objections below immediately followed by "eh?"
As an American who has lived on both sides of the border for many years, and has always lived his entire life near the Canada/USA border, I can with all due respects say "AYE!" Canada is indeed America's hat" :-) And god bless it, its completely appropriate to say this, even Canucks know instinctively it is their lot in life to be this. Amen.
Dont forget...... theres still the north pole, the dead not so solid mass on top of the world, if ever I saw a hat it would be the place ol' saint nick lives. Which of course would make greenland the head, canada the broad shoulders, and U.S.A. the chisled ab's, mexico the waste department, south america the burly thighs on spindly little ankles, cuba is just a piece of crap floating around in our half of the worlds toilet waiting to be flushed. And the other half of the world... well, I wont go into that quite yet, I cant speak of it because i've never even had the same time on my watch. My.. my.. the world is just one fat mass of metaphor, isolation, defication, and deception...
